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Old 26-10-11, 09:43 AM   #1
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Default For the male members--------PANIC[lighthearted]

Bursting for the loo-------only to find that you have put your boxers on backwards[No,not day two,clean this morning]
Can just imagine what it would be like in a public toilet,bare behind yanking everything down to the knees,thankfully it was at home.

Anybody else have similar experiences due to getting things backwards
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Old 26-10-11, 09:51 AM   #2
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Why not just whip it over the top?
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Old 26-10-11, 09:55 AM   #3
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Why not just whip it over the top?
+1 Never use the little flap anyway. Up and over
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Old 26-10-11, 09:58 AM   #4
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Same. It's too much effort.
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Old 26-10-11, 10:00 AM   #5
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Yank boxer leg up and slip it out the bottom every time.
Most my boxers (that have a button) have been sown up to stop him making any suprise appearences.
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Old 26-10-11, 10:05 AM   #6
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My colleague forgot to do his fly up as he left the house in a rush one morning. Button on his boxers had come off in the wash. When he got to Brixton station he realised the little fella had been waving in the wind all the way down Brixton High Street.
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Old 26-10-11, 10:05 AM   #7
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Default Re: For the male members--------PANIC[lighthearted]

far worse in the days of Y fronts where you would put them on in the dark to find they were inside out when it mattered. The extraction hole being on the other side is damm confusing when the mind is still foggy and the urge overwhelming.
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Old 26-10-11, 10:07 AM   #8
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My colleague forgot to do his fly up as he left the house in a rush one morning. Button on his boxers had come off in the wash. When he got to Brixton station he realised the little fella had been waving in the wind all the way down Brixton High Street.

Really? Not saying it's untrue... but find that very hard to believe. It's such a sensitive area any temp difference and you would totally feel it.











Plus just curious, do many guys actually use the old escape hole? I thought everyone would have been more the up and over? So much easier.
I guess its related to whether you just use the fly on your trousers or open up the whole thing.
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Old 26-10-11, 10:27 AM   #9
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Up and over, unless I am at work with dress trousers and shirt, assed pulling out my shirt, and having to tuck it back in again! Then I use the escape hole.
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Old 26-10-11, 12:17 PM   #10
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Really? Not saying it's untrue... but find that very hard to believe. It's such a sensitive area any temp difference and you would totally feel it.
It was the change in temperature that alerted him - rather than people laughing and pointing. He then had to work out how to tuck it back in without drawing attention to his predicament.

Then again, this is the man who spent his stag do in a lycra superman outfit where his mates had helpfully cut out the posteria area so his bum cheeks were in the breeze all night.
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