Dear SantaI - SV650.org

08-12-11, 12:56 PM

I have found a nice Porsche 911 turbo and the man will give me a good price for my car and bike without MONEY ---BUT--- is it worth having a Christmas where I will probably be battered silly with a wife who will not speak to me?

Porsche--No Wife
No Porsche--Wife

Another problem being that Porsche equals points,or has done the last two Porsches,but I promise to be good this time,even if it means giving up biking.

Undecided

littleoldman2 · 08-12-11, 12:58 PM

No don't give up the bike, see if the man will take the car and the wife but keep the bike.

Geodude · 08-12-11, 01:00 PM

Buy porsche get new totty the porsche will bring, sorted

oh and keep a few quid for bike too

dizzyblonde · 08-12-11, 01:06 PM

Third time lucky?....................

Don't be silly

I think she'll speak to you......in an eternal earbashing way

Steer clear of hairdressing cars, you know they land you in trouble!

pookie · 08-12-11, 01:47 PM

do it..you could always get a new bike in the summer..not sure about the wife tho...

besides what colour is it? she might like it

08-12-11, 03:12 PM

Get a Noble.

Nobbylad · 08-12-11, 03:46 PM

Porsche -- No wife

Sounds like a win/win to me kidda!

Bri w · 08-12-11, 04:18 PM

Buy the Porsche = wife leaves. Wife leaves = food bill reduced = money for bike... simples

NTECUK · 08-12-11, 04:52 PM

It will save getting a xmass present

BanannaMan · 09-12-11, 05:26 AM

Wife vs. porsche?
You're going be providing some high maintinence either way
Take a nice trip on the bike and forget about all this.

08-12-11, 12:56 PM	#1
Dicky Ticker Guest Posts: n/a	Dear SantaI I have found a nice Porsche 911 turbo and the man will give me a good price for my car and bike without MONEY ---BUT--- is it worth having a Christmas where I will probably be battered silly with a wife who will not speak to me? Porsche--No Wife No Porsche--Wife Another problem being that Porsche equals points,or has done the last two Porsches,but I promise to be good this time,even if it means giving up biking. Undecided

08-12-11, 12:58 PM	#2
littleoldman2 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Cramlington Northumberland where we are truely blessed Posts: 1,388	Re: Dear SantaI No don't give up the bike, see if the man will take the car and the wife but keep the bike. __________________ used to be littleoldman but forgot password due to failing memory

08-12-11, 01:00 PM	#3
Geodude Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Durham Posts: 2,676	Re: Dear SantaI Buy porsche get new totty the porsche will bring, sorted oh and keep a few quid for bike too __________________ Black naked 1999 sv650 which im trying to keep happy Custom paintwork *Saragon Customs* Spray painting *Electrical fault finding guide* and *Regulator rectifier test* Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

08-12-11, 01:06 PM	#4
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: Dear SantaI Third time lucky?.................... Don't be silly I think she'll speak to you......in an eternal earbashing way Steer clear of hairdressing cars, you know they land you in trouble! __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

08-12-11, 01:47 PM	#5
pookie Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Essex Posts: 938	Re: Dear SantaI do it..you could always get a new bike in the summer..not sure about the wife tho... besides what colour is it? she might like it __________________ "an unedifying exercise in postmodern, operatic grunge" Was - 2000 Candy blue sv650s -2003 Sonic silver sv1000s Gone - 2007 Wildfire Orange Ninja zx6r Now - 2010 Triton blue sv650s -Back to the future

08-12-11, 03:12 PM	#6
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Dear SantaI Get a Noble.

08-12-11, 03:46 PM	#7
Nobbylad Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West Lancs Posts: 4,055	Re: Dear SantaI Porsche -- No wife Sounds like a win/win to me kidda!

08-12-11, 04:18 PM	#8
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: Dear SantaI Buy the Porsche = wife leaves. Wife leaves = food bill reduced = money for bike... simples __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

08-12-11, 04:52 PM	#9
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Dear SantaI It will save getting a xmass present __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

09-12-11, 05:26 AM	#10
BanannaMan Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Appalachia Posts: 419	Re: Dear SantaI Wife vs. porsche? You're going be providing some high maintinence either way Take a nice trip on the bike and forget about all this. __________________ ...Bill *"The Mountains are calling and I must go"*

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