Anyone have experience breeding dogs? - SV650.org

04-02-12, 07:41 PM

Although I type this with a childish smile on my face (yes I am immature), this is a serious topic! My missus wants puppies

I have 2 dogs, one of each sex (yes it does help), and I feel as though if it were left down to them 2 to save the race, they would face extinction for sure.

They've been at it for weeks but no go. Can anyone tell me if these are normal?

Female humps male, while biting his back? (read this is possibly a dominance thing?)
Male is CONSTANTLY licking the female region. She seems to enjoy it...
Male humps female but he is way off target (too far to one side, too far away, humping her head...)
She just walks off after about 15s, like she's bored.

I thought nature made sure these things come naturally to animals, but he seems to have no clue. Any other tips to get this to work?

Serious replies only please!

04-02-12, 07:45 PM

Not Labradors by any chance?

04-02-12, 07:48 PM

No, one's a Jack X Chuwankwank and the other is Jack x Daschhound or something like that.

No pedigree or anything, proper mongrels, what can you expect I'm from Essex innit

04-02-12, 07:52 PM

They just seemed really stupid, thought they might be Labs

04-02-12, 07:53 PM

So you agree they are acting like they have no clue.

Good, not just me then!

NTECUK · 04-02-12, 07:59 PM

Ok your not going to like this but there are far to meany unwanted dogs .
Go to the shelter and give the poor ones there a home.

yorkie_chris · 04-02-12, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hongman

Nproper mongrels, what can you expect I'm from Essex innit

Staffies?

NTECUK · 04-02-12, 08:11 PM

Lots of Staffs at the RSPCA at Wethersfield

Littlepeahead · 04-02-12, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hongman

Good, not just me then!

By that do you mean that's the way you've been doing it and they've only had you to teach them - if so that explains why they are confused!

Mr Speirs · 04-02-12, 08:24 PM

If they are cross breeds you'll struggle to give them away.
I really wouldn't for the welfare of dogs. Unless you are planning to keep them all then go ahead!!

04-02-12, 07:41 PM	#1
hongman Guest Posts: n/a	Anyone have experience breeding dogs? Although I type this with a childish smile on my face (yes I am immature), this is a serious topic! My missus wants puppies I have 2 dogs, one of each sex (yes it does help), and I feel as though if it were left down to them 2 to save the race, they would face extinction for sure. They've been at it for weeks but no go. Can anyone tell me if these are normal? Female humps male, while biting his back? (read this is possibly a dominance thing?) Male is CONSTANTLY licking the female region. She seems to enjoy it... Male humps female but he is way off target (too far to one side, too far away, humping her head...) She just walks off after about 15s, like she's bored. I thought nature made sure these things come naturally to animals, but he seems to have no clue. Any other tips to get this to work? Serious replies only please!

04-02-12, 07:45 PM	#2
-Ralph- Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Anyone have experience breeding dogs? Not Labradors by any chance?

04-02-12, 07:48 PM	#3
hongman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Anyone have experience breeding dogs? No, one's a Jack X Chuwankwank and the other is Jack x Daschhound or something like that. No pedigree or anything, proper mongrels, what can you expect I'm from Essex innit

04-02-12, 07:52 PM	#4
-Ralph- Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Anyone have experience breeding dogs? They just seemed really stupid, thought they might be Labs

04-02-12, 07:53 PM	#5
hongman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Anyone have experience breeding dogs? So you agree they are acting like they have no clue. Good, not just me then!

04-02-12, 07:59 PM	#6
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Anyone have experience breeding dogs? Ok your not going to like this but there are far to meany unwanted dogs . Go to the shelter and give the poor ones there a home. __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

04-02-12, 08:11 PM	#8
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Anyone have experience breeding dogs? Lots of Staffs at the RSPCA at Wethersfield __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

04-02-12, 08:24 PM	#10
Mr Speirs Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 2,218	Re: Anyone have experience breeding dogs? If they are cross breeds you'll struggle to give them away. I really wouldn't for the welfare of dogs. Unless you are planning to keep them all then go ahead!! __________________ Smokey Black Burnty 02 - Racetech Smoulderlators + .90kg BBQ Springs, zx10r shockingly toasted, Conti Road Attacks heat up very nicely, R&G Crash Bungs but what f**king use are they, No Colour Matched Hugger, Flame Extenda, Beowulf Titainium Oval Flame Thrower.

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