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Old 08-05-12, 09:26 PM   #1
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Default What to do with terrorists

I can't claim entire responsibility for this thread, something MrsDJF said got me thinking

Assuming they caught somebody with this new underpants bomb, I have the perfect solution. Having wired a suitable remote detonator to said underpants, put them back on the terrorist. Put the terrorist on an old 747 which is due to be scrapped. Set up cameras to film properly from all angles. Detonate the pants to get a proper view of how dangerous this particular threat was. Mop up remains and repair plane ready for the next one.

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Old 08-05-12, 09:28 PM   #2
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Scientifically nice. Legally not so robust.

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Old 08-05-12, 09:36 PM   #3
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ied sweepers , put them on the end of a pole and make them walk infront of the wagons
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Old 08-05-12, 09:38 PM   #4
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You could fly his mates over from back home who helped make the underpants bomb and try out glove bombs and sock bombs and bowler hat bombs on them All in the name of science and national security.
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Old 08-05-12, 09:39 PM   #5
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Explosives in the Underpants?

That would be a Suicide Bummer then?
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touch them, sexually!
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Old 08-05-12, 09:44 PM   #8
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Old 08-05-12, 09:47 PM   #9
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Without the target above the head?
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Explosives in the Underpants?

That would be a Suicide Bummer then?
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