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Old 12-07-12, 08:38 PM   #1
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Default This would make me switch!!!

Sorry if this has been shown before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnAM...eature=related
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Old 12-07-12, 08:47 PM   #2
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are they geordies? not quite sure what's going on?
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Old 12-07-12, 10:08 PM   #3
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See, if he'd been wearing the proper armoured gear, carbon fibre knuckle gloves, and left his helmet on, he could have launched right in there and kicked 9 bells out of the guy without fear of getting hurt himself!
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Old 13-07-12, 09:37 AM   #4
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The story is that the guy in the white shirt apparently cut up the motorcyclist who retaliated by headbutting the car window, smashing it (he obviously still had his helmet on) leading to what you then see, and it all took place right outside the police station.
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Old 14-07-12, 12:39 AM   #5
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Gunna say i would of smashed his face in with my carbon fibre knuckle gloves . This makes me angry lol . The soft ****
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Old 14-07-12, 04:21 AM   #6
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This takes me back some years.... In Norway on some roads you have to give way for the people coming out from roads on your right, specialy in built up areas, I was coming to one of these roads and a car with a 40-50 year old guy in a SaaB should have stopped and let me in, but he looked my way, and didn't stop, I was aware and stopped, it was one of those day when it just said "click". I drove out on the road, pressing the horn on the sv with a vengence, the guy looked in the rearview mirror and gave no signs that he was sorry for what he had done. So I gave him the international sign that you must be crazy in the head. He became a bit angry it seemed, so I drove up next to the car and gave him another "your are crazy" sign and then shaked my head, I fell behind the car and followed.
He drove to the side of the road and stopped at a unmanned gasstation, I pulled up next to him and he opened the door of his car so hard it swung out and hit my barend made a nice dent on his door, what a t00ser, but I was fuming, the little 5 foot something stepped out, I stood up and suddenly this guy was looking upwards to meet my eyes(I'm 6'4" and 95kg) he changed attitude, and then I just steamrolled him verbaly to the point where he just looked down on the ground and said he was sorry, but he'll be stopping for bikes/mopeds coming from the right in future.

Sorry there was no violence in the story, but we Norwegians are a peaceful kind of people(and no vikings jokes, they where traders first, rampaging rapist murders second, thiefs third, and without us UK wouldn't have the odd blue eyed pretty blonds you find alongside fairy dust)
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Old 14-07-12, 06:25 AM   #7
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What is it with car drivers after they have cut YOU up?
They look at you as though you've stabbed their mothers in the eye with your penis, they are in the wrong, the muppetts.

As ralph said, leave your gear on, if they want to start playing silly buggers then split his face open with your carbon knuckles.

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Old 14-07-12, 09:16 AM   #8
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Silly guy, I'm 5ft 7 and I know the first rule is if they look big, don't let them get out of the car.

Ever tried fighting someone standing up when you're wedged between a door and a car seat?
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Old 14-07-12, 10:24 AM   #9
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(and no vikings jokes, they where traders first, rampaging rapist murders second, thiefs third, and without us UK wouldn't have the odd blue eyed pretty blonds you find alongside fairy dust)
Us, Viking Jokes? Who needs Viking jokes when we can make Burzum Jokes?







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Yes yes, "Greven" should not have been born, but he's a lamb compaired to the latest nutcase we put in jail.
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