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A different thread on here reminded me.........
When I was driving buses, didn't like running late, got me in a "bad mood"......... Unavoidably 30mins late, pulled up to bus stop to bloke 'looking daggers' at me!! "YOUR LATE........HALF HOUR LATE!!!!!" I shut doors n set off............ "WELL!!!!!!!!!" 'Well what??' "YOUR LATE!!!!!" I blanked him and carried on driving. "WELL????" 'Well WHAT??' "YOUR HALF AN HOUR LATE" Blank him......carry on driving "WELL?? ARNT YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION??" 'WHAT question??' "YOUR LATE......ARNT YOU GOING TO ANSWER ME??" '..........EH??.........' Ranting in my ear continues, I pulled into a bus stop, hand brake on- into neutral-switch of engine, turn to 'Mr Angry'.........'whats up with you????' "YOUR HALF AN HOUR LATE AND IGNORING MY QUESTION!!!" 'Yes I'm aware I'm half an hour late, if you asked me a a question, I'd answer you..............."your late" is a statement, not a question...........now please sit down, I'm 33 minutes late now thanks to you!!!!!'. "Gas it w###a"......... |
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The thread title WAS in invite, right?
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