Phucking Evil Pheasants

Is it just me or are these little feathered balls of pure evil out to purposely take down bikers?.
On my travels today I passed several that stood at the side of the road then decided that I was close enough to knock me off by either running in front of me or flying out in front of me at the last minute.

Natural selection dictates these little buggers should have been extinct a long time ago - god was either very hungover or having a really really bad day when he designed the pheasant, perhaps he had a YTS student in that day...I don't know.......

I've never known a more stupid creature that is still exists today, I've even seen them run to the other side of the road then decide they want to run back again despite running straight into traffic.

It's not rocket science, if you have wings, don't run across the phucking ground!!!!......you can fly above the traffic!!!!! - use them!!!.

I'm starting to feel that these are not actually real pheasants, but instead they are radio controlled robots, sent out to destroy bikers by Richard Brunstrom.

Apologies for my phrench but I can see why people take to shooting them with guns now.

I once ran one down in a van (me in the van, not the pheasant ) and it tookages to find. They don't seem to die straight away, thye just keep running until the adrenalin stops, and that can be a bloody long way and I still didn't end up eating it as the wife (at the time) wouldn't let me cut it's throat and leave it hanging upside down for several days in the cellar

OF.uk - There's a nice fat male Mallard duck, deceased in the road in Cardiff Bay if your peckish , I would not have liked to have been the cause of its demise.

when i was a youngstar, a pheasant commited suicide by running into the front wheel of my suzuki 125 gamma, it partly went through the wheel, then hit the forks, the head was pulled off, this made quite a mess of the bike( and my pants) poor bird came to a quick end and for the next few days i was treated to a smell not dissimilar to KFC as the remains burnt onto my manifold and engine....

mmmm crispy duck, KFC....I'm getting rather peckish!

Never hit a pheasant on my bike but penty in my car, they leave a good sized dent, so hate to thing what they do to me on my bike.

Originally Posted by e.d.

Never hit a pheasant on my bike but penty in my car, they leave a good sized dent, so hate to thing what they do to me on my bike.

I hit a rather plump pigeon whilst on a test drive in an Audi TT - I took the car back to the dealers & left sharpish I didn't check for damage

P.S. IMHO they're crap BTW

Driven by kn#bs usually as well, friend of mine got hit by one, he was already goin round a roundabout and the TT pulled onto it and hit him. Another case of Sorry mate didn't see you. He was riding a bright green ZX6 with matching leathers you can't make yourself much more visible. That was the end of the ZX6 and the end of his knee, The bloke even tried to blame him. Kn#b!

Originally Posted by OF.uk

I once ran one down in a van (me in the van, not the pheasant ) and it tookages to find. They don't seem to die straight away, thye just keep running until the adrenalin stops, and that can be a bloody long way and I still didn't end up eating it as the wife (at the time) wouldn't let me cut it's throat and leave it hanging upside down for several days in the cellar

Why did you want to cut its throat and hang it upside down?