Another fantastic Joke for the Day, Happy Friday!!

A Married couple are driving along ther motorway doing a steady 70mph.

The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "I
know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 75mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 80.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 85. "I want the car, too," he continues.

90mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 100 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles. "The airbag."

Thats harsh but funny