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24-01-06, 04:18 PM
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Life Mathematics & Equations (funny)
Shamelessly taken from an email i received today.
Hense why its got the >>, i couldnt be bothered to delete them... enjoy. Life Mathematics >> >>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS! >> >> >>Smart man + smart woman = romance >>Smart man + dumb woman = affair >> >>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage >> >>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy >> >>OFFICE >>ARITHMETIC >>Smart boss + smart employee = profit >>Smart boss + dumb employee = production >>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion >> >>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime >> >> >>SHOPPING MATH >> >>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. >> >>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. >> >> >> >>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS >> >>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. >> >>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. >> >>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. >> >>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.< /O:P> >> >> >>HAPPINESS >> >>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a >>little. >> >>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a >>lot and not try to understand her at all. >> >> >> >>LONGEVITY >> >>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more >>willing to die. >> >> >> >>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE >> >>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. >> >>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she >>does. >> >> >> >>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE >> >>A woman has the last word in any argument. >> >>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new >>argument. >> >> >>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED >> >>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the >>ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started >>doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
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24-01-06, 04:25 PM
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Excellent
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25-01-06, 06:27 AM
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Brilliant
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25-01-06, 07:33 AM
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Excellent
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