Dorking...is it a REAL place?

I've often heard it mentioned, but I'm not sure it's a real town. I can understand Barking: it's where loads of dogs lived. I understand Epping and Wapping: it's like teeming and lading....but "Dorking"?

Is it what Dorks do...or what happens to unwary visitors if they go there?

I wouldn't go there...

anywhere that ends in ing is generally a dump

yes it's a real place, shame really

[tigersaw]

OH yes, domesday book and everything. Useful because it is close to Box Hill and Leith Hill

Yer dorking near guildford way, not terribly exciting, I think it hosts a notrious council estate but dont know, best to stay away

And beware of the Burgers at Rijkas, they are made from Box Hill Virgins,

taste like chicken apparently :P

Originally Posted by Iansv

I wouldn't go there...

anywhere that ends in ing is generally a dump

Read ing
Toot ing

thats all i could think of

Originally Posted by El Boccadillo

I've often heard it mentioned, but I'm not sure it's a real town. I can understand Barking: it's where loads of dogs lived. I understand Epping and Wapping: it's like teeming and lading....but "Dorking"?

Is it what Dorks do...or what happens to unwary visitors if they go there?

It's where Dorks come from. I heard Reckless Eric say so - at a gig in the... wait for it... Dorking Halls.

i love dorking (well boxhill really)

Originally Posted by Iansv

I wouldn't go there...

anywhere that ends in ing is generally a dump

I'm told Little Snoring is quaint.