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15-02-06, 07:52 PM
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The offside rule explained (for women...)
The OFFSIDE rule explained for girls Put simply...........
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop Assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which You must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them With desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had No money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop And sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other Shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper And,*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, Catch the purse and buy the shoes. However until the purse had *actually been thrown* you are not allowed To move in front of the other shopper - (otherwise you would be 'Offside')... |
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15-02-06, 08:01 PM
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Finally..... she may get this now !!!!!
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15-02-06, 08:08 PM
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what is the offside rule anyway
 is it something to do with that game where 22 guys kick a bag of wind about for 90 mins 
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15-02-06, 08:31 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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yeh that game where they get paid something like 40grand a week to run about as you said above.
Marry hideous women and drive really naff but expensive 4x4s. But i'll run this past Mrs Spidey and see if she gets it. 
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15-02-06, 08:51 PM
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Cloggsy...Where have you been all of my life?!
 Nice one mate!
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15-02-06, 09:13 PM
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Taking part in the office 5-a-side footy match on Friday, I know very little about this kickball lark so thought this thread would help..... and now I find that I have to buy some shoes & something about a purse???!
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15-02-06, 09:19 PM
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Greg...Relax, the offside rule is not applied in 5 a side.
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15-02-06, 10:06 PM
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