scam from Newcastle (joke)

[Richie]

Consider yourself warned ..................

The latest scam from the Newcastle area which happened to me at the
Metro Centre.

Two good looking 18-23 year old women with ripped wet T-shirts approach while I
was still in the car.

One starts wiping your windscreen with a Spunge, the other comes to my
window saying 'Y' eye Man' while bending over with her breasts almost coming
out
of her blouse, impossible not to look.

When I offer £2.00 for the screen-clean they say no and ask for a ride to
another Shopping Centre. I agreed and told them to sit in the back.

On the way they start having Lesbian sex in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to perform acts of a sexual nature on me, while the other one stole my wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, but I couldn't
find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be Very careful out there.

[Stingo]