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A farmer walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says..

"This is the pig i gotta shag every night cos of your bloody headaches"

"i think you'll find that is a sheep dear" replies the wife.

"i think you'll find i was talking to the sheep dear" says the farmer

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Crude but funny!

lmao

Originally Posted by cuffy

A farmer walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says..

"This is the pig i gotta shag every night cos of your bloody headaches"

"i think you'll find that is a sheep dear" replies the wife.

"i think you'll find i was talking to the sheep dear" says the farmer

Hold on. So, there's like, a pig and a sheep there. All in the one room with his wife and him, and he has chats with them.









I get it. He is a farmer, and he has access to a wide range of livestock. And its funny, cause, some of them can talk, and he said "dear" which sounds like deer. Which is a differant type of animal.


LMAO.
Funny.

Oh thats a relief-------Thought that bear that likes having a hand stuck up his bum was dead and gone for good