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22-04-06, 08:13 AM
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Blonde Joke
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid £3,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid £1000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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22-04-06, 08:18 AM
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22-04-06, 11:07 AM
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hehe, that was funny
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22-04-06, 11:24 AM
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22-04-06, 12:40 PM
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excellent
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22-04-06, 05:00 PM
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22-04-06, 05:08 PM
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22-04-06, 05:59 PM
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22-04-06, 07:28 PM
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