$20

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and

asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age
of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near
what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then

she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had “charged”
him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results
of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her

husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found
his voice and blurted out, “If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I

would have given you all my business!”

That’s when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths
shut!!!

hysterical!!! clap clap good un!

Nice one Scoobs. My Bro's getting married this weekend and I may steal that one.

Originally Posted by Swiss

Nice one Scoobs. My Bro's getting married this weekend and I may steal that one.

No charge fella!

Thats means they where having it 4.5 times a day... stud!

Originally Posted by Grinch

Thats means they where having it 4.5 times a day... stud!

No wonder he's been let off, he would hardly spend any time at work

Originally Posted by Grinch

Thats means they where having it 4.5 times a day... stud!

You actually calculating that makes you a geek........GEEK!

Originally Posted by Scoobs

You actually calculating that makes you a geek........GEEK!

Pah.. you just jealous cus you know you'd have only saved $40.

Originally Posted by Grinch

Pah.. you just jealous cus you know you'd have only saved $40.

2 for 2 mate. Just call me Mr Fertile!