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19-05-06, 09:54 AM
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the life cycle - my mistake - its a top gun thread!!!
via email from mr M65.....
Our life cycle is all back to front. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for secondary School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm. |
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19-05-06, 09:56 AM
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19-05-06, 10:20 AM
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19-05-06, 10:22 AM
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19-05-06, 10:25 AM
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''Im gonna hit the brakes and heel fly right by.......'' ''we going balistic mav go get'em'' yes they calll me Stew, mavrick, boy |
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"Yeehaa! Jesters Dead!" "This is ghost rider request fly-by" "Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full" "You just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done is LAND THAT PLANE! You dont own that plane, the tax payers do. Son, you're Ego's writing cheques your body cant cash!" Watched that the other night - its a fantastic film!
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19-05-06, 10:33 AM
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You can be my wingman . . . 
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19-05-06, 10:33 AM
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Bullsh*t... you can be mine! |
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19-05-06, 10:36 AM
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Son, you're writing cheques your body can't cash
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19-05-06, 10:39 AM
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you do realise, as i'm sure joe does, that its a thinly veiled gay film don't you?
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