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Old 27-05-06, 11:47 AM   #1
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Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.

The nun whose driving says to the other "show him you're cross!"

so the other nun yells "GET OFF the f**king car!!".

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Old 27-05-06, 01:14 PM   #2
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well I liked it!!
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Old 27-05-06, 01:34 PM   #3
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Old 27-05-06, 01:38 PM   #4
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He he he!!!
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EXCELLENT !!!
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Old 27-05-06, 09:25 PM   #6
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groan
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