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16-06-06, 01:20 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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Symapthy for my friend please - he had an accident.
My friend was working in an industrial kitcken the other week, you know the kind that makes all the ready meals for Letsco/Sainsway/Safeburys/ Wall-Fart etc.
He's a highly paid and highly skilled absailing engineer and was working on the pressure guage at the top of one of the big vats but had to undo his saftey harness to reach the part he was working on. He slipped and fell into a huge vat of simmering curry mix.  He's OK now but...... But he was in a Korma for a very long time.  (i'll be here all week folks)
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16-06-06, 01:25 PM
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If you're trying to curry favour, you're failing miserably
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16-06-06, 01:26 PM
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Quote:
TAXI
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16-06-06, 01:30 PM
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Shami on you
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16-06-06, 01:33 PM
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OH DEAR LORD!!!!
please i beg you no more!!! |
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16-06-06, 01:33 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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Well it is Fry-day and i thought another rubbish joke would help pass a few seconds of your lives for you.
Naan of you have called a taxi for me so far so it can be all that bad.
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16-06-06, 01:35 PM
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If he fell he could have low blood pressure - did they check his tikka?
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16-06-06, 01:40 PM
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I'm so seriously tempted to lock this thread
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16-06-06, 01:42 PM
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Don't get curried away it's only a bit of fun.
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16-06-06, 01:43 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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Hey, i dont often post jokes so when i do you gotta expect the worst.
Bombay aloo. errm. 
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