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Old 15-06-06, 06:46 PM   #1
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Default Famous Last Words

As the 'Things They Would Never Say' thread has had me laughing out loud many times, I thought I'd see what you clever lot can come up with for this thread.

As the title suggests, it's famous last words that people in history might have come out with.

For example..

Captain of the Titanic 'Full speed ahead and f*ck the icebergs'

Pharoah at the Red Sea 'Sod the bridge, let's take the short cut'


Well, it's over to you!
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Old 15-06-06, 06:52 PM   #2
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Spike Milligan---"I told you I was ill"

Robert Maxwell---"Is this the deep end?"

General Paton---"I'd rather have a German division in front of me than two French ones backing me up"

Me---"So they were out to get me"
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Mary to Joseph " But honest I'm still a virgin"

Emperor of Japan " What the F**K was that big bang"
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Old 15-06-06, 07:03 PM   #7
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marc bolan -------- "what tree!!!"
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