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Old 14-07-06, 09:51 AM   #1
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A couple were watching the tennis at wimbledon, when the woman sat next too them started too perform an act of ******** on her partner.

The woman said too her husband i dont know whether too watch the tennis or this young couple getting amorous.

Too which he replied...




"You already know the rules of tennis love"
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Old 14-07-06, 09:57 AM   #2
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I don't get it.

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Old 14-07-06, 10:07 AM   #3
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me neither
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Old 14-07-06, 10:09 AM   #4
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Old 14-07-06, 10:16 AM   #5
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I think he's saying, she already know's the rules of tennis, learn the rules of s*x, if I read the joke correctly!

Basically he ain't getting none!!
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Old 14-07-06, 10:57 AM   #6
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I only got it after reading your explanation kciN
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Old 14-07-06, 11:02 AM   #7
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I only got it after reading your explanation kciN
It weren't easy, I had to read it thrice!!

Cuffy, come back and fully explain!!
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Old 14-07-06, 11:26 AM   #8
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well i thought it might be that, but it wasn't funny so i thought i'd missed it
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Old 14-07-06, 12:28 PM   #9
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now if he had said 'well, you already know how to play tennis!' it might have been easier to get!
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Old 14-07-06, 12:44 PM   #10
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now if he had said 'well, you already know how to play tennis!' it might have been easier to get!
Come too think of it that was the punch line...Doh!!!!

Run n hides into a different thread......carry on
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