Joke...well it has been a while - SV650.org

03-08-06, 07:01 AM

The young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they

were spending the first night of their honeymoon.

They opened the champagne and began undressing.

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,

"What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird,"

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.

"Let me guess... Smallcox?"

03-08-06, 07:11 AM

anna · 03-08-06, 07:13 AM

*goan*

03-08-06, 07:22 AM

03-08-06, 07:46 AM

I dunno, jokes like this don't really cut it in the 21st century. I mean who waits for their wedding night for a test drive these days?

03-08-06, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna

You are the funniest bloke i have ever met, you truley are one in a million

Cheers Anna

03-08-06, 07:55 AM

21QUEST · 03-08-06, 07:57 AM

Cheers
Ben

03-08-06, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy

Quote:

Originally Posted by anna

You are the funniest bloke i have ever met, you truley are one in a million

Cheers Anna

Quit your jibber-jabber...

03-08-06, 07:58 AM

There improving!

No doubt Keithd will be along soon to give his approval, he's still currently pi***g himself over the Zidane /Ellis Bextor joke.

03-08-06, 07:01 AM	#1
cuffy Guest Posts: n/a	Joke...well it has been a while The young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird," "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"

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anna Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tower Hamlets but with Shutters on the windows Posts: 1,522	goan

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Razor Guest Posts: n/a	I dunno, jokes like this don't really cut it in the 21st century. I mean who waits for their wedding night for a test drive these days?

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DanDare Guest Posts: n/a	There improving! No doubt Keithd will be along soon to give his approval, he's still currently pi***g himself over the Zidane /Ellis Bextor joke.