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timwilky · 27-08-06, 11:30 AM

Now the eldest daughter works a the local A&E dept.

She came home in giggles last night, apparently a guy and his wife had come in. and she had to check him in, "What is the problem"

"Well I was having a ham shank in the bath and got the head of an electric toothbrush stuck up my ****", honest and factual.

She was dying to ask if it was his or her toothbrush. Apparently the wife did not look happy. and he declined her invitation to take a seat until called.

Some people

and from other stories it aint just the men.

tigersaw · 27-08-06, 11:51 AM

Oh no, I can can see this thread quickly becoming one of those 'thats nothing, there was this one time....'

27-08-06, 12:19 PM

this one time, at band camp,

27-08-06, 12:23 PM

Anal B the brand most dentists recommend.

27-08-06, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timwilky

Apparently the wife did not look happy.

Probably wondering why her fella feels the need to ham-shank

27-08-06, 02:07 PM

Biker Biggles · 27-08-06, 03:02 PM

That's nothing there was this time---------

-------bottles of coke,fruit and veg------

embee · 27-08-06, 05:14 PM

..........hmmmmmm, spearmint f@rts

27-08-06, 05:29 PM

It was my dubious pleasure to see a pic from the States recently where a guy had managed to ram the stalk of a Yukka plant in the same orifice!

27-08-06, 07:02 PM

I used to know an A&E nurse, apparently "accidentally sitting on things whilst naked and getting them stuck" is quite common.

One story that did bring a tear to my eye, was one gentleman was having trouble getting his old chap to stand to attention, so he inserted a piece a wire to stiffen him up.

27-08-06, 11:30 AM	#1
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Embarrassment. Now the eldest daughter works a the local A&E dept. She came home in giggles last night, apparently a guy and his wife had come in. and she had to check him in, "What is the problem" "Well I was having a ham shank in the bath and got the head of an electric toothbrush stuck up my ****", honest and factual. She was dying to ask if it was his or her toothbrush. Apparently the wife did not look happy. and he declined her invitation to take a seat until called. Some people and from other stories it aint just the men. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

27-08-06, 03:02 PM	#7
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	That's nothing there was this time--------- -------bottles of coke,fruit and veg------ __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

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tricky Guest Posts: n/a	I used to know an A&E nurse, apparently "accidentally sitting on things whilst naked and getting them stuck" is quite common. One story that did bring a tear to my eye, was one gentleman was having trouble getting his old chap to stand to attention, so he inserted a piece a wire to stiffen him up.