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30-08-06, 09:38 PM
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I think this is maybe a bit old
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.' Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.' Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?' 'Nope', she replies. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!' To which Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.' |
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30-08-06, 09:44 PM
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grone... ( not Grown) as Margaret would like...
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30-08-06, 09:58 PM
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ha ha
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30-08-06, 10:49 PM
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Double groan
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31-08-06, 07:06 AM
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snigger
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31-08-06, 08:35 AM
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I like that one, hence I'm a bit worried
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31-08-06, 09:11 AM
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31-08-06, 09:54 AM
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Me thinks we should form a double act....we could be the next morecombe n wise, barker n corbett...we could take the world by storm...now where did i put the number for that agent
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31-08-06, 11:04 AM
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31-08-06, 12:48 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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