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Old 12-09-06, 07:18 AM   #1
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my lad's switched from school dinners to packed lunches this term, and i've just figured out why cutting sandwiches in to triangles is better than squares:

with squares, you get 2 sides of crust and 2 cut sides
with triangles you get 2 cut sides, but only one side of crust.

Moral: if you want to get your kids to eat their sarnies, cut 'em into triangles.

I'll go and get a life now....
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Old 12-09-06, 07:46 AM   #2
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i'm struggling to work that out!

if i cut a sarnie into tringles, i get (per cut sarnie) one cut side and two sides of crust.

squares = one cut side, 3 crust sides

so the theory still applies, just the wrong numbers.

i'll take my pedantry elsewhere.....
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Old 12-09-06, 07:52 AM   #3
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i'm struggling to work that out!

if i cut a sarnie into tringles, i get (per cut sarnie) one cut side and two sides of crust.

squares = one cut side, 3 crust sides

so the theory still applies, just the wrong numbers.

i'll take my pedantry elsewhere.....
Squares, cut a piece of bread into 4 squares, you make two cuts and end up with 2 cut sides & 2 crusts.

Triangles, you still make 2 cuts, diagonally on the bread, and end up with two cut sides & only one crust. You still have 4 triangles of bread, and the kids eat just as much bread as before, but like it more.

Kiethd, I think your squares are more rectangular (cut bread in half to get 3 crusts). Pedant? Pah, please, try harder next time!
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Old 12-09-06, 07:54 AM   #4
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i'm struggling to work that out!

if i cut a sarnie into tringles, i get (per cut sarnie) one cut side and two sides of crust.

squares = one cut side, 3 crust sides

so the theory still applies, just the wrong numbers.

i'll take my pedantry elsewhere.....
Squares, cut a piece of bread into 4 squares, you make two cuts and end up with 2 cut sides & 2 crusts.

Triangles, you still make 2 cuts, diagonally on the bread, and end up with two cut sides & only one crust. You still have 4 triangles of bread, and the kids eat just as much bread as before, but like it more.

Kiethd, I think your squares are more rectangular (cut bread in half to get 3 crusts). Pedant? Pah, please, try harder next time!
you spelt his name wrong
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Old 12-09-06, 08:06 AM   #5
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i'm struggling to work that out!

if i cut a sarnie into tringles, i get (per cut sarnie) one cut side and two sides of crust.

squares = one cut side, 3 crust sides

so the theory still applies, just the wrong numbers.

i'll take my pedantry elsewhere.....
Squares, cut a piece of bread into 4 squares, you make two cuts and end up with 2 cut sides & 2 crusts.

Triangles, you still make 2 cuts, diagonally on the bread, and end up with two cut sides & only one crust. You still have 4 triangles of bread, and the kids eat just as much bread as before, but like it more.

Kiethd, I think your squares are more rectangular (cut bread in half to get 3 crusts). Pedant? Pah, please, try harder next time!
you know boph, i tried so hard to picture what cool girl was describing, but couldn't get it (ok didn't try THAT hard) and i thought the moment i type something i'll have my pants pulled down and my pert bottom spanked.

i was right.

carry on.
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Old 12-09-06, 08:16 AM   #6
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you know boph, i tried so hard to picture what cool girl was describing, but couldn't get it (ok didn't try THAT hard) and i thought the moment i type something i'll have my pants pulled down and my pert bottom spanked.

i was right.

carry on.
It helps if you have kids yourself, you'll be so used to cutting into 4 rather than 2 - Man sized pieces!

Thanks for the tip Debs, do you give in and cut the crust off?
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Old 12-09-06, 08:32 AM   #7
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Don't cut 'em at all. Leave 'em whole as it's only a couple of man-size bites anyway.


Obviously, I don't include cucumber sarnies in that; they should be cut into squares (2-cut squares rather a keithd rectangular square) and no crusts.
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Old 12-09-06, 08:35 AM   #8
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you spelt his name wrong
There's always one isn't there....

Apologies keith
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Old 12-09-06, 08:35 AM   #9
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Mmmm, sandwich.
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Mmmm, sandwitch.
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