Jabba's Friday Evening Joke MkII - SV650.org

22-09-06, 05:35 PM

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

22-09-06, 05:41 PM

I believe this joke was written on the dead sea scrolls...

22-09-06, 05:50 PM

22-09-06, 05:55 PM

22-09-06, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor

I believe this joke was written on the dead sea scrolls...

"Do you have the scrolls?"

"No, I always walk this way"

22-09-06, 06:22 PM

An oldie but a goodie!

Stu · 23-09-06, 07:23 PM

Swiss posted it last month
http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.ph...ht=evernagging

22-09-06, 05:35 PM	#1
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	Jabba's Friday Evening Joke MkII A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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22-09-06, 05:41 PM	#2
Razor Guest Posts: n/a	I believe this joke was written on the dead sea scrolls...

22-09-06, 06:22 PM	#6
El Saxo Guest Posts: n/a	An oldie but a goodie!

23-09-06, 07:23 PM	#7
Stu Trinity Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Guildford Posts: 8,027	Swiss posted it last month http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.ph...ht=evernagging