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Old 29-09-06, 07:17 AM   #1
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Several men were in the locker room of a golf club. When a mobile phone
on a bench rang, a man engaged the hands-free speaker function and began
to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.

MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you still at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall. I found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure! Go ahead, if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Porsche dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer them
£900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hung up. The other men in the locker room stared at him in
astonishment.
Then he smiled and asked, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Old 29-09-06, 08:40 AM   #2
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Pretty funny
Oh hold on, Cuffy posted this right? Bloody good show young man, much better than your usual efforts
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Old 29-09-06, 09:51 AM   #3
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