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Old 28-09-06, 01:16 PM   #1
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Default And the pillock of the week award goes to...

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... my, erm, "mate", who left "his" bike key under the pillion seat, and locked it in place. With no spare key around.



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Old 28-09-06, 01:19 PM   #2
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Douh!!!



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Old 28-09-06, 01:22 PM   #3
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Old 28-09-06, 01:24 PM   #4
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darn drat and blast

i've missed out again!
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Old 28-09-06, 01:34 PM   #5
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Always been a worry to me.
So what's the answer?
Has your 'mate' been able to break in yet?
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Old 28-09-06, 01:36 PM   #6
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Old 28-09-06, 01:37 PM   #7
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Quote:
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Always been a worry to me.
So what's the answer?
Has your 'mate' been able to break in yet?
Maglite and bicycle spoke.
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Old 28-09-06, 01:38 PM   #8
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Lucky the "lock"'s so cheap really
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Old 28-09-06, 01:38 PM   #9
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That should hurt a bit!
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Old 28-09-06, 01:41 PM   #10
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Lucky the "lock"'s so cheap really
Well, I, erm, said mate , tried to pick it, but didn't go anywhere. So gave a bit of a gentle push on the side of the pillion seat, enough to fit a mini maglite between the fairing and the seat (just before it breaks, then), and "fished" the keyring with a bicycle spoke.
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