How do I get out of bed... - SV650.org

14-10-06, 08:43 PM

I've tried and tried but I just can't manage it... do I lift this... duvet thing?

Stingo · 14-10-06, 08:47 PM

Get somebody to lift it for you?

14-10-06, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Stingo

Get somebody to lift it for you?

I just can see it... even though its in front of me...

Richie · 14-10-06, 09:52 PM

crawl to one side and simply fall out...

14-10-06, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Richie1743

crawl to one side and simply fall out...

BUT, if the duvet falls on top of you , your in the same boat

15-10-06, 08:12 AM

Its probably easier to stay under the duvet and just drag whatever you need closer to you.

Or, didn't Wallace (of ...and Grommit fame) invent a machine to get him out of bed and dressed? YOu could always build one of those.

15-10-06, 08:17 AM

A pot of coffee does it for me

15-10-06, 09:05 AM

This is a common problem amongst students, I am not immune to it. I have conducted a highly scientific study of the mechanics of duvet covers, and can conclude from the data gathered that duvets are hard to remove due to their excellent heat capacity, ensuring warmth and comfort on a cold morning and their smell (if fresh duvet covers are on) causing us to not want to stray into the polluted, smog-filled outside world (thus increasing your life span...its an evolutionary thing, a survival instinct).

The study also concluded that people who cant get out of bed without extra, external, woman-originated or parent-originated force are lazy bums

Matt

15-10-06, 09:39 AM

Roll of the bed whilst still in the duvet.

Then you can move around the house like a giant slug.

You can even go to the corner shop like this as long as you dont have to cross any major roads.

15-10-06, 10:08 AM

i have this very same problem

i just stay there till my back hurts

14-10-06, 08:43 PM	#1
Grinch Guest Posts: n/a	How do I get out of bed... I've tried and tried but I just can't manage it... do I lift this... duvet thing?

14-10-06, 08:47 PM	#2
Stingo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly. Posts: 527	Get somebody to lift it for you? __________________ Twitter: @poseidon_ashore

14-10-06, 09:52 PM	#4
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15-10-06, 08:12 AM	#6
amnesia Guest Posts: n/a	Its probably easier to stay under the duvet and just drag whatever you need closer to you. Or, didn't Wallace (of ...and Grommit fame) invent a machine to get him out of bed and dressed? YOu could always build one of those.

15-10-06, 08:17 AM	#7
Ed Guest Posts: n/a	A pot of coffee does it for me

15-10-06, 09:05 AM	#8
Alpinestarhero Guest Posts: n/a	This is a common problem amongst students, I am not immune to it. I have conducted a highly scientific study of the mechanics of duvet covers, and can conclude from the data gathered that duvets are hard to remove due to their excellent heat capacity, ensuring warmth and comfort on a cold morning and their smell (if fresh duvet covers are on) causing us to not want to stray into the polluted, smog-filled outside world (thus increasing your life span...its an evolutionary thing, a survival instinct). The study also concluded that people who cant get out of bed without extra, external, woman-originated or parent-originated force are lazy bums Matt

15-10-06, 09:39 AM	#9
Rob S (Yella) Guest Posts: n/a	Roll of the bed whilst still in the duvet. Then you can move around the house like a giant slug. You can even go to the corner shop like this as long as you dont have to cross any major roads.

15-10-06, 10:08 AM	#10
kwak zzr Guest Posts: n/a	i have this very same problem i just stay there till my back hurts