im on a roll....joke no. 2

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both
cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars the rabbi notices the priest's
collar and exclaims, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at
our cars - there's nothing left - but we are unhurt. This must be a
sign from God. He must have meant that we should be friends and live
together in peace the rest of our days."

The priest replies, "I agree with you completely, this has to be a
sign from God."

"And look at this!" the rabbi continues, "Here's another miracle! My
car is completely demolished but my bottle of Mogen David wine didn't
even get scratched. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and toast
our good fortune." He hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest takes a few big swigs and passes it back to the rabbi who
immediately puts the cap on and returns to the priest.

"Aren't you having any?" the priest asks.

"No... I think I'll wait for the police."

[Spiderman]

PMSL, nice.

Good one!