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20-10-06, 09:26 AM
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Another Friday Joke
Hung Chow calls into work and says, " I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I need you here today. When I feel like you, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls on the phone again. "I do what you say and I feel reery reery good. I be at work soon.........You got nice house.
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20-10-06, 09:31 AM
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LMAO.
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20-10-06, 10:08 AM
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20-10-06, 11:25 AM
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 Sorry I missed that one back in August. Don't know why the character is Chinese and I hope no-one takes offence. The principal character could be from any background otherwise I would not have posted.
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20-10-06, 02:35 PM
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i'm highly offended now.
My boss never tells me to go home and have sex but he regularly tells me to **** off! Does that mean the same thing then? 
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