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12-01-07, 12:23 AM
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my birthday !!
its my 40th !!!
on Sunday !! Hheeellllppp !! any advice?
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12-01-07, 03:08 AM
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Get pxssxd
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12-01-07, 07:26 AM
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 Happy Sunday Birthday!! What he ^^^^^ said!!
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12-01-07, 07:50 AM
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12-01-07, 08:06 AM
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12-01-07, 08:26 AM
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I did meet someone the other day who thought I was only in my late 20's so I suppose it can't be that bad. Happy Birthday for Sunday Quiff, the slippers and cardy are in the post 
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12-01-07, 08:53 AM
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Happy Birthday for Sunday you old git
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12-01-07, 10:22 AM
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Get a hairnet to catch the falling crowning glory. A bottle of Gecian 2000 for what remains.
You thought sex stopped when you get married. At 40 forget it completely as you dare not risk your back. Modern motorcycle are now too fast and dangerous. so I suggest you hark back to a more relaxed age of motorcyling and relearn kick starts. A BSA bantam or a Tiger Cub would now be a more suitable bike for an old codger. Then again, you can learn from the few of us who insist on growing old disgracefully. Just don't stop to let 40 catch up with you and dread the arrival of 50 instead. Happy birthday you young pup
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12-01-07, 10:32 AM
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Happy birthday you old g*t! I felt it when I turned 30, not done 35 yet but not looking forward to it. When other half turned 40 recently I hated it! Makes him sound old, when he doesn't seem it
Have a good one bud
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12-01-07, 10:35 AM
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Take Philosan(sp?) Drink Sanatogen Wear Rubber pants Use a Zimmer frame Install a Stair lift Retire Lie about your age Have a midlife crisis Cry Worry about the future Increase your pension Get laid erm...HTH
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