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Old 08-03-07, 01:48 PM   #1
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I've just spent 5 minutes at work alleviating my boredom by looking through my jacket pockets.

Apart from the usual things one would have, and like a cheap version of the Generation Game, I was surprised to find the following lurking in various pockets:

3 elastic bands
a selection of plasters
a biro
insurance details (from 3 years ago!)
4 keys, to 4 padlocks I no longer have
57p in small denominations
2 mobile phone numbers (neither currently connected- damn!)
and, what looks to be the remains of a petrified scotch egg…

No cuddly toy then!

Does anyone else carry about useless stuff intentionally or unintentionally?
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Old 08-03-07, 01:52 PM   #2
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Are you sure you don't need a handbag for all that!

I try and keep the barest minimum in my pockets- which is probably why I've got a flat full of junk instead! And just don't mention paperwork.... !
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Old 08-03-07, 02:12 PM   #3
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Does buying a second hand jacket and finding a snotty hanky count?
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Old 08-03-07, 02:29 PM   #4
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i found 20p in the waterproof textiles i bought off spankyham........ shhhhhhh
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Old 08-03-07, 02:35 PM   #5
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Old petrol receipts and spare ear plugs...

Apart from cash card, cash, keys and phone. Oh and a lipsil.


Party in my pockets!
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Old 08-03-07, 02:35 PM   #6
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I can't believe no one has mentioned any prophylactics… Used or otherwise J
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Old 08-03-07, 02:36 PM   #7
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how did you manage to scare the scoth egg enough to make it petrified??
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Old 08-03-07, 02:40 PM   #8
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how did you manage to scare the scoth egg enough to make it petrified??
(booooo!)
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Old 08-03-07, 02:50 PM   #9
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how did you manage to scare the scoth egg enough to make it petrified??
I took it for a quick blast through peak hour London traffic strapped to my mirrors...

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Old 08-03-07, 03:17 PM   #10
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I've just spent 5 minutes at work alleviating my boredom by looking through my jacket pockets.

Apart from the usual things one would have, and like a cheap version of the Generation Game, I was surprised to find the following lurking in various pockets:

3 elastic bands
a selection of plasters
a biro
insurance details (from 3 years ago!)
4 keys, to 4 padlocks I no longer have
57p in small denominations
2 mobile phone numbers (neither currently connected- damn!)
and, what looks to be the remains of a petrified scotch egg…

No cuddly toy then!

Does anyone else carry about useless stuff intentionally or unintentionally?
what about your notebook???
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