E'gads, I have £40 to last 3 weeks...

Just checked my online accounts. I have been rather overzealous in my credit card repayments, leaving me with little more than 1 weeks fuel money to last 3 weeks.

In this three weeks I will also need to feed and water myself.

I made the smart move to cut up all my credit cards last week.



What can I do?

you're good looking lad, pimp yourself out for a couple of evenings.

hey presto, got yerself a bita flash money.


HTH

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

Just checked my online accounts. I have been rather overzealous in my credit card repayments, leaving me with little more than 1 weeks fuel money to last 3 weeks.

In this three weeks I will also need to feed and water myself.

I made the smart move to cut up all my credit cards last week.



What can I do?

sell ya bod?

or ask for a small overdraft, just to tied you over

It's all in the face guys, I have the body of a badly fed bamboo.

I'm not sure my colleagues could stand me eating beans each day for three weeks.

have you considered killing and eating your boss? That covers the food angle, and you won't need fuel to get to work either...

Originally Posted by Fizzy Fish

have you considered killing and eating your boss? That covers the food angle, and you won't need fuel to get to work either...

Ah, Bossicide, I had not thought of this ancient art. He's a slippery charactor though- he works flexi-hours. I'll have to set up some traps about the place.

(laughing at the comments, not your predicament )


I agree with Tomcat and suggest an overdraft...

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

Ah, Bossicide, I had not thought of this ancient art. He's a slippery charactor though- he works flexi-hours. I'll have to set up some traps about the place.

dig a huge hole, and hide it with net. It works in the cartoons, he will never see it

Bank overdraft, or family/friends.

Failing that, loan shark

As long as you don't mind a few unknown people coming up to you in 20 years and saying "Hi Dad", sell some bodily fluids. I think you get about £10 each "shot". You're a young lad - you should be able to make £30 a day no probs!