Thieving Scum

Got home last night to find my girlfriends scooter, which I bought her as a chrimbo present, was missing. She's got her CBT on Saturday, and her motivation for passing has now gone. Little b@$tards. I'll be going on a hunt for it this evening on my bike carrying a small but useful hammer. Anyone got a message for me to pass on?



If anyone see's a burgundy Yamaha Neo's 100 with some serious scratches down it, lemme know. Reg is Y508NLU

I think it was Jambo I was talking to on friday who said these things come in threes: there's your third one, you can wash your bike now mate!

Every silver lining has a cloud and all that...

I'll keep an eye out in town for you.
Thieving bas***ds should be strung up by their bo**ox with rusty piano wire.

If you catch them give them a "tap" from me. Sorry to hear this mate.

Wucking Thankers! A song about "sweet chariots" (composed by Wallis Willis) comes to mind with that useful tool you keep on the bike at all times...

Oh, and don't forget the duct tape. Always comes in handy to tie the f*k*rs to a lamp post whilst you sing the song

[Kylie]

Sorry to hear that.

You still in Harrow? I can give you a hand tonight if you like, either on my bike or in the car? I'll leave the hammer work to you mind....

If you do catch the scrotes riding your pride & joy, please please please PRETTY PLEASE shout "STOP!"... then brake out into a little dance. Just for the sheer comedy value, something along the lines of:

[Spiderman]

dirty scumbags bast**ds!!
Got a pic of it mate? Post it up so i can keep an eye out too. There is a bit of green round by me that all the little ****s take the nicked peds to cos its off road and they can see the cops and run for it before the cops get near them.

Sometimes they just dump the peds there too.

Either way i hope you and your hammer find em first tho

Well, I've had a spin round all the places I can think of locally and there's no sign of it. I'm just hoping I randomly bump into them somewhere around. I've got an idea of who it was, it's just a case of keeping an eye out for them now.

Bike's only worth a couple of hundred quid, bought as a cat d write off to get the Lady on the road, it's more the fact that it was her first bike and she'll never get to ride it that ****es me off. That and the fact that I put a full tank of petrol in it just before it was nicked...

Sucksville. My first ever bike (a TW 125) got nicked within 7 days of me owning it and I was gutted. It was never seen again. A bit like Kate's case - you either want it back exaclty as you left it, or replaced.
Hope this has a happy ending.

Does it look like this?

Where was it nicked from?

I'll keep my eyes peeled for ya.

Haven't used my stun gun yet so now have an excuse