Today I am feeling...

...rather unbalanced.

One of my ears is horrifically blocked and I can't hear a thing, it's making me fall over if I stand up too quick.

I was going to go and get a phone unlocked, better not take the bike.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

...rather unbalanced.

One of my ears is horrifically blocked and I can't hear a thing, it's making me fall over if I stand up too quick.

I was going to go and get this phone unlocked from my ear, better not take the bike.

That would probably cure the blocked ear problem.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

...rather unbalanced.

One of my ears is horrifically blocked and I can't hear a thing, it's making me fall over if I stand up too quick.

I was going to go and get a phone unlocked, better not take the bike.

So tightrope walking is out of the question today?

My whole life is one long tightrope walk.

Originally Posted by K

That would probably cure the blocked ear problem.

Post-editing is neither big nor clever...tis funny though.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Post-editing is neither big nor clever...tis funny though.

Hey, I know I'm short, but there's no need do be mean - I've got a very high IQ thank you very much...

... (which just shows that IQ tests are stooopid).

At 5ft 8 I'm not exactly tall myself.

hopi ear candles - they are great. get someone to help though just in case it burns right down to ear wax and causes more trouble - dont know if it would actually do this but its something to think about

Why am I now thinking of someone laying on their side with a lit candle stuck in their ear...

... on a dining table whilst a loving couple have a romantic dinner...

... whilst the 'centrepiece' gives them advice on the wine list.