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Old 23-08-07, 10:06 AM   #1
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I walked in to my local petrol station the other day do get some bits on the way to the hospital. I get to the counter and overhear chav abusing shop keeper about why he doesn't have to take his helmet off to pay. The language was foul and as my daughter was with me I asked him to kerb the language, take his lid of and pay as he was delaying me. He then turned around and said "wass it gotta f###in do wiv yoo?" I then explained that he was just holding everyone up for no reason and to just pay and f### off. He still didn't get the message and then threatened to "shank me up bruv" which as I understand was a threat to stab me! Now, I aint a small chap but I'm quite a calm personality until someone threatens me for no reason. I then explained to him in my version of The Queens English that he would soon be flying through the air with his scooter when I got outside. Still the abuse continued as he left. I thank god for my daughter being with me as I would most definately be banged up by now if I had been on my own, and also for the fact that I could have been stabbed, 'cos you just don't know these days do you? Anyway the chav left in a plume of blue smoke and I left intact and fuming that I didn't put him through the window. With an attitude like that, I don't think he'll last long in society!
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Old 23-08-07, 10:28 AM   #2
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you should of grabbed him by the helmet pulled him to the floor face down and sat on it ( i dont think his neck would be strong enough to lift you off lol, ), as the shop assistant calls the coppers... for threatening to stab some one.
then explain that wearing a lid and starting trouble isnt always the best way to go..lol, . . . saying that if you had your daughter its not the way to go EVER... just isnt worth it.. well played just wait untill next time...
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Old 23-08-07, 10:51 AM   #3
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Good! We need to stand up to people. You'd be surprised how protected by the law you are
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6956394.stm
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Old 23-08-07, 11:44 AM   #4
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Yo look blood in the hood we bruvvas dont take that **** from you big biker posse peoples get me, rewind 2 time safe! Bo! Brrap!

Finished now lol. Way it is, i go in dont take it off unless asked to, then i huff and do it. TBH on a scooter u ent got an excuse they dont wear full kit so its not even hard.
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Old 23-08-07, 11:53 AM   #5
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Good! We need to stand up to people. You'd be surprised how protected by the law you are
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6956394.stm

Worked for an acquaintance but not until his case got thrown out of court & he was advised to sue for wrongful something or other....
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Old 23-08-07, 12:01 PM   #6
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TBH on a scooter u ent got an excuse they dont wear full kit so its not even hard.
Well, it's not as if it would even be fastened up really, is it.
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Old 23-08-07, 12:01 PM   #7
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I'd have gone outside and kicked his scooter off the stand and stood there as if to say,

"well come on then"

But seeing as you had your little girl with you, you done the best thing. Your not gonna change the kids attitude, he's already a waster it seems.
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Old 23-08-07, 12:39 PM   #8
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Did you get his number plate?

Well done for taking him to task. All it takes is for each one of us to stand up and show these yobs that we actually outnumber them.
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Old 23-08-07, 12:45 PM   #9
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Did you get his number plate?

Well done for taking him to task. All it takes is for each one of us to stand up and show these yobs that we actually outnumber them.
Yes I got his plate. My twin brother is out there looking for him

I've never tried inserting a scooter into a chavs an#s, well not without vasaline anyway. When I do I'll let you all know how effective it is!
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Old 23-08-07, 02:21 PM   #10
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If that were me, I'd have probably not said anything in the first place...

Good on you.

Now you've got his number, nip to the local cop shop and report him....
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