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Old 29-10-07, 08:52 PM   #1
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My dad came down at the weekend ... had the telly on ...

Is it just me or does everyone get really embarrassed if anything even slightly 'nookie' or even 'noodie' like comes on telly when they are with their parents????

Its like 'I can't turn it over as like that points it out ... but I am sitting here wanting this shot/scene ... with my dad ... it is like going on for an eternity!! ... I want to die!!'
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Old 29-10-07, 08:54 PM   #2
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i was round me gran parents other day and whilst flicking thought the channels i came across the making of a porno tv program, but we just laughed
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Old 29-10-07, 09:33 PM   #3
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Just say something really intelligent like: "I fear that I struggle to see the relevance of this particular scene to the overall narrative. One is led to believe that it was merely tacked on to titillate the target demographic, don't you agree Papa? Oh and look at the pair on that! Gwauuhh, brauhh ooooh, what would you do to that 'ey Dad? - yer dirty old *******, you'd have a bloody field day wouldn't yer? Mum wouldn't mind, would you mum?"
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or just sit there going
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