I'm bored - here's a joke

Salary Rise request

I, the P***s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.

_____________________

Dear P***s,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You fall asleep after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management

Mr Toad!! This is a *U* rated site!

Very good... altho judging by the amount of replies I don't think anyone else quite got it..... or gets it very often!

[Stingo]

Is it something to do with the suspicious looking bags? I'm sorry - not normally this clueless even though I do reside on the other side of Telegraph Hill beyond the black stump.

Very good. And very naughty.

[Stingo]

Aha!! It's the asterisks!! Isn't it? The Asterisks!! Yes - I knew it!! Chuckling rudely in Plymouth at last!!

Took me a minute......



Kind of an updated version of "I don't get treated very well, they put a plastic bag over my head and make me do press ups untill I'm sick"

[Richie]

Had to read it twice , then read BabyJ, then the penny dropped and read it again

[Viney]

a bit old, like 10 years old. Still, it will be doing the rounds again!

Originally Posted by Richie1743

Had to read it twice , then read BabyJ, then the penny dropped and read it again

Must be my dirty mind!!