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Several men were in the locker room of a golf club. When a mobile phone
on a bench rang, a man engaged the hands-free speaker function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you still at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the mall. I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure! Go ahead, if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Porsche dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "£65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer them £900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you too." The man hung up. The other men in the locker room stared at him in astonishment. Then he smiled and asked, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" |
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Pretty funny
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