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Old 18-10-06, 07:42 AM   #1
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Default Jail joke

It's a stockbroker's first day in prison and on meeting his psychotic-looking cell mate, when he notices how scared the stockbroker looks.

"I'm in for a white-collar crime, too."

"Oh, really?" says the stockbroker, sighing with relief.


"Yes," says the cellmate, "I killed a vicar."
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Old 18-10-06, 09:24 AM   #2
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Old 18-10-06, 11:22 AM   #3
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Old 18-10-06, 03:32 PM   #4
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Keep 'em coming
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