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Old 05-12-07, 11:27 AM   #1
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Default Is Santa a good role model?

In todays politicaly correct world, is he?

He's obese
He apprently 'makes' all the toys
He doesnt pay tax
Enters countries without going through Passport control or customs
He breaks and enters into peoples houses
He steals mince pies and carrots
Flys under the influence of alcohol
Speeds
Go's into childrens bedrooms whilst they sleep
and spends his life shacked up with a bunch of vertialy challenged people.

And we want our children to look up to him. This is where it all starts!

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Old 05-12-07, 11:42 AM   #2
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I actually want the job. One day a year, I mean that is dossy.
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Old 05-12-07, 11:46 AM   #3
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St Nicholas was the role model.....santa is the commercialised boll0x that exist today.
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Old 05-12-07, 12:09 PM   #4
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St Nicholas was the role model.....santa is the commercialised boll0x that exist today.
I thought that was the Christian spin on an existing pagan winter solstice festival?
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Old 05-12-07, 12:14 PM   #5
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I have no bloody idea lol.....that was what i was taught at school many many moons ago I only remember it as most in the class still believed in santa and were devastated. Infact it caused uproar.
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Old 05-12-07, 12:30 PM   #6
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I do know that the image of Santa was always dressed in green traditionally.

It was Coca Cola who changed his image to red to fit in with their advertising campaign.

Thats commercialism for you!
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Old 05-12-07, 12:38 PM   #7
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Its all a mish mash of things from through-out the years, so now we are left with the 'red' coated Coke drinking freak we have now.
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Old 05-12-07, 12:39 PM   #8
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Plus he is like a wandering lover who only pops round to empty his sac once a year!
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Old 05-12-07, 02:44 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Viney View Post
In todays politicaly correct world, is he?

He's obese
He apprently 'makes' all the toys
He doesnt pay tax
Enters countries without going through Passport control or customs
He breaks and enters into peoples houses
He steals mince pies and carrots
Flys under the influence of alcohol
Speeds
Go's into childrens bedrooms whilst they sleep
and spends his life shacked up with a bunch of vertialy challenged people.

And we want our children to look up to him. This is where it all starts!

Discuss
My sentiments exactly as I've mentioned in other threads. He's a pervert of the highest order!
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Old 05-12-07, 03:38 PM   #10
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My lecturer at Highbury College was Santa. I don't mean in a pervy way, I mean in the rotund, jolly, white-bearded way. He ALWAYS dressed as Santa for the Futcher School (school for disabled kids) down our way, and he was an absolute gem!! I Loved Eddie Burnett!!
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