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In todays politicaly correct world, is he?
He's obese He apprently 'makes' all the toys He doesnt pay tax Enters countries without going through Passport control or customs He breaks and enters into peoples houses He steals mince pies and carrots Flys under the influence of alcohol Speeds Go's into childrens bedrooms whilst they sleep and spends his life shacked up with a bunch of vertialy challenged people. And we want our children to look up to him. This is where it all starts! Discuss |
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I actually want the job. One day a year, I mean that is dossy.
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St Nicholas was the role model.....santa is the commercialised boll0x that exist today.
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I have no bloody idea lol.....that was what i was taught at school many many moons ago
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I do know that the image of Santa was always dressed in green traditionally.
It was Coca Cola who changed his image to red to fit in with their advertising campaign. ![]() Thats commercialism for you! |
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Its all a mish mash of things from through-out the years, so now we are left with the 'red' coated Coke drinking freak we have now.
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Plus he is like a wandering lover who only pops round to empty his sac once a year!
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My lecturer at Highbury College was Santa. I don't mean in a pervy way, I mean in the rotund, jolly, white-bearded way. He ALWAYS dressed as Santa for the Futcher School (school for disabled kids) down our way, and he was an absolute gem!! I Loved Eddie Burnett!!
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