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Old 13-02-08, 04:03 AM   #1
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by our own kid.

So the wife and I had a drink tonight across the road tonight and it ended up with a few for the road. the daughter no 2 (the one I don't talk about) was working the bar.

we had a few after normal hours if those exist round here were called.


Now I don't feel very well. My throat is burning. The wife is the same. has she used glasses with line cleaner in them?.


I am too well oiled to drive. yet I feel we need to waste every bodies time at A&E.

Well if we don't survive the night. Will somebody please pass on our concerns to the inquest that we think that we may have been done in.

If I don't post a survived the night message to thread, please send a copper to chez wilky. I don't want to be found and remembered stinky.
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Old 13-02-08, 07:01 AM   #2
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Any news? Will Wilky be or will Wilky be ?
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Old 13-02-08, 07:13 AM   #3
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yikes!!! how worrying.... hope everythings ok
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Old 13-02-08, 07:46 AM   #4
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The lines won't have cleaner in them; it's a big myth. Anyone who works in a bar will be more than aware of the obscene amounts of water pumped through, the fact most bars can never be arsed, and that the stuff they use nowadays is pretty soft.
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Old 13-02-08, 07:50 AM   #5
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Could it be the "friend"you made redundant?
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Old 13-02-08, 08:48 AM   #6
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Is he dead yet?

<knock knock>

Mr Wilky..are you there?
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Old 13-02-08, 08:48 AM   #7
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... do you or your wife smoke and if so have you just smoked too much and that is the cause of your bad throat???....
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Old 13-02-08, 09:17 AM   #8
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Posting at 4am, not much of the night left... bet it will be after lunch before Tim posts.
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Old 13-02-08, 09:20 AM   #9
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Aye I saw that - he probably had a spicy pizza and totally forgot about it due to intoxication
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Old 13-02-08, 09:54 AM   #10
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Maybe they were both sick because thy couldnn't handle their drink, but don't want to admit it!!!
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