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Old 18-03-08, 06:41 PM   #1
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Default Problem.....with Lilly's Ex.....Advice????

Heya All

We have been together 3 years and engaged since last summer. Prior to me lilly went out with a bloke called Chris.

For the last year or so she has had the occasional message from him asking to meet, have an affair etc etc etc !!!!!!!! : reaper:

Today, he has sent her a picture of his winkle.....(its very crooked before anyone asks) Anyway......

The question is, what should I do? Lilly always tells me when he texts and she never responds, but, I feel something should be done. So, on that note, please could the all powerfull Org provide me with the advice.

(PS......we do know where he lives, but Lilly is too nice a person to allow me to go round with the boys!!!!!)
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Old 18-03-08, 06:44 PM   #2
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Send a text back saying "Oooh look, that looks like a penis, only smaller" and sign it from you.
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Old 18-03-08, 06:45 PM   #3
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Send me his address and il have a few of the "boys from Hereford" sent around LOL!!


seriously, its harrasement and indecent exposure, i am sure if you went to the police and complained they would go and have a word with him.
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Old 18-03-08, 06:48 PM   #4
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how about 50 sv's with racecans on on his front garden?
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Old 18-03-08, 06:49 PM   #5
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Send me his address and il have a few of the "boys from Hereford" sent around LOL!!
Hereford? What are a load of sheep-botherers going to do? dress him up in wellies and...well, lets not go there
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Old 18-03-08, 06:58 PM   #6
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I had a bunny boiler of an ex, I told the police everytime I got messages, letters etc and then once they had enough evidence they went round and told her to stop or she will be arrested.

It worked for me.
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Old 18-03-08, 07:00 PM   #7
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easiest way would be to change the mobile number or swap sim cards with a gay friend .
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Old 18-03-08, 07:00 PM   #8
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Send a text back saying "Oooh look, that looks like a penis, only smaller" and sign it from you.
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

(She also agrees with this, as Lilly is not a violent person and wants to use this diplomatic route first)
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Old 18-03-08, 07:00 PM   #9
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Send it to mingers.com
http://mingers.com/classic_gallery.aspx

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Old 18-03-08, 07:02 PM   #10
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easiest way would be to change the mobile number or swap sim cards with a gay friend .
Hehe......she has a couple of Gay freinds also!!!!!
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