Spam titles

Who the hell thinks them up?

I just got one which read "Destroy her with your massive cannon" You can guess what it was trying to sell.

Wtf?

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Who the hell thinks them up?

I just got one which read "Destroy her with your massive cannon" You can guess what it was trying to sell.

Wtf?

Cannons?

[Luckypants]

I know, they are unbelievable. I wonder if they have a code of practice says they have to be so bad? Makes them easy to spot and delete as SPAM crap

Chuckle, my last place I had all the office spam set to go to myself - our filters were very good, but occasionally they blocked a false positive so they needed a cursory human check just to make sure we weren't missing out on any business. 99.999% of the time, all this involved was scanning page after page of subject titles and hitting delete.

One occasion that I shall always remember had the best title of all time:
"Four foot dragon pr0n"

That was it. Was I curious? Damn right I was Dissapointed though, half a sentence of some klingon type language that had been put through an online translator repeatedly till it was complete gibberish.

I'll never know what diminutive dragons use for bedside reading material now.

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Who the hell thinks them up?

I just got one which read "Destroy her with your massive cannon" You can guess what it was trying to sell.

Wtf?

i managed to contain the laughter until:

Originally Posted by rigor

Cannons?

i have received a weirder one however, regarding the royal family's expenditure on sexual services, it was about 5 years ago now but i'm sure i saved it somewhere in the bowels of my computer

[Luckypants]

LOL - I just got one "Gain a huge cannon for love"

Quality.