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Old 27-05-08, 12:57 PM   #1
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Wink Politics - I want in!

So, with gettin2dizzys thread about expences - I want in!!

how do you go about becoming an MP from the ground up?

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Old 27-05-08, 01:03 PM   #2
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I want in also....but to destroy the system from the inside!

We were told at our company that we had to change from a daily allowance (e.g. $75 (US) ) per day, to actual receipts.

When we asked why, we were told it was due to the tax man not liking how we did things.

Well that wasn't a lie, was it?!
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Old 27-05-08, 01:03 PM   #3
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Come from a very fortunate back ground......or be willing to lick **** from the minute your born.

Either of the above could probably get you a better job than your local MP
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Old 27-05-08, 01:06 PM   #4
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When we asked why, we were told it was due to the tax man not liking how we did things.

Well that wasn't a lie, was it?!
Very true, how can MP get away with that When the tax man doesnt allow everyday people to get away with it.
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Old 27-05-08, 01:09 PM   #5
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hmmmm, no weathly background and I dont like the way a*se tastes, so any chance of getting in on merit? haha
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Old 27-05-08, 01:13 PM   #6
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Default Re: Politics - I want in!

firstly you need to be an honest upstanding citizen...








...have you considered burger king?

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Old 27-05-08, 01:14 PM   #7
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firstly you need to be an honest upstanding citizen...

yeah, hmmmmmm

really?
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Old 27-05-08, 01:30 PM   #8
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nothing stopping you starting your own party and standing as an indipendant MP!!
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Old 27-05-08, 01:41 PM   #9
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Default Re: Politics - I want in!

Billy Connolly once said that the desire to be a politician should forever preclude you from getting to be one

I think that man talked sense.
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Old 27-05-08, 01:46 PM   #10
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You need to be picked by your local party group as a candidate, if you want the backing of a party. Interestingly, Tony Blair was talking to both tories and labour when he first became an MP, he didn't care which party accepted him, just wanted to be an MP.
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