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View Poll Results: Do you require body surgery? | |||
I need a total make-over, please fix all bits |
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4 | 26.67% |
I'm scared of Jo armed with pliers....please leave me alone |
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5 | 33.33% |
Maybe some bits could do with improvement |
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6 | 40.00% |
S'pose if you don't try you'll never know |
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0 | 0% |
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll |
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#1 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Well, as a rare abomination, I thought it fitting that I should make the poll for this Friday, the 13th....mwuahahahahahahaha.
As you are all aware (you *were* paying attention, yes?) I have overcome mechaniphobia to fix my bike...and now, I know no bounds...so I'm on to plastic surgery. Yes, you heard me, join me in Soho on Friday for free body enhancement. All parts will be provided from a combination of things found in: 1. My shed 2. The boot of my car 3. That box that has been under the bed for years 4. My handbag (who knows what is in there) 5. Random objects found in Haringey So....how brave are you.....eh? Jo |
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As much as I'd love to dice with the London traffic on Friday the 13th I'll be surprising the folks with my new bike (the same bike you lot have seen but they don't even know about yet!).
If you can find some botox in Haringey or the boot of your car I'd like you to save some for me for next time. Otherwise I'm so close to perfect it scares me. ![]() P.S. 9 WEEKS WITHOUT YOUR BIKE?!!!! |
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No Botox Darren (what exactly were you expecting?), but I'm sure I can make something up using some Scottoil, a safety pin, an empty coke can, and a bent coathanger (let's not bother with the items found on the streets of Haringey
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Got a spare knee in your bag of tricks
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow! What a Ride! |
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Jo would love to come, but the dark forces require me else where! Its night turn, so can't make it, next week however!
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Experimental Surgery in Soho?
Sounds good to me!! ![]() Rebuild of my shoulder would be good please! ![]() |
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I is gonna be seeing a Prince tribute act in Bournemouth (don't ask) so I'm not gonna be there this week, or next as I will be on holiday in Cornwall.
Enjoy! |
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All depends on how good I am to my daughter and if she'll let me come out to play!
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no can do this week
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