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12-06-08, 11:35 AM
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Office games
I work in an open plan office, and managers (not me) and plebs (me) all sit together.
Anyway, my boss really likes to micro manage me, and my colleague (who doesn't report to him) always likes to take the p1ss! So today we are talking about all things "micro"! I have already asked my colleague if he has a microscope. Apparently, he had one for a birthday present when he was 8! He has asked me if I have a collection of MicroMachines - but I never had any  Alas, I need more suggestions from the mighty .org to help kick my colleagues ass!! I know....immature, but great practice for keeping a straight face! 
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12-06-08, 11:57 AM
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Re: Office games
ask him if he studyied microbiology or kenysian theories of micro economics
what wattage his microwave is does he prefer opera with a microphone or without a micro phone |
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12-06-08, 11:59 AM
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Re: Office games
Microwave.....check!
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12-06-08, 12:01 PM
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Re: Office games
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1) Microprocessors 2) Does your mobile phone use MicroSD cards? 3) Have you seen the Gameboy Micro
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12-06-08, 12:06 PM
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Re: Office games
Has he ever flown a microlite?
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12-06-08, 12:07 PM
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Re: Office games
Measured anything with a micrometer?
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12-06-08, 12:15 PM
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Re: Office games
anti-microbial action?
microlitre? |
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12-06-08, 12:16 PM
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Re: Office games
Have you bought anything from Microdirect??
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12-06-08, 12:40 PM
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Re: Office games
Is he an Apple Mac man, or does he follow the rest of the sheep with MICROSOFT
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12-06-08, 01:54 PM
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