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Errr ahem, someone I know got to a set of lights which where on 'red'. Three bikes already stopped (in the cycle box) but didn't place themslves so others could nip in.
Friend goes round them(from right) and place himself well to the left of the insid lane. I can undertand they might have been a bit miffed but hey "you ahve already broken the law once in the cycle lane so be good enough to plavce yourselves correctly. Light changes to green eventually and the three other bikes shot off like a rocket.....probably trying to let him know who was Bossman ![]() At next set of light(three lanes his time), after catching up with them despite keeping to the speed limit, he stops on the inside lane. Now feeling slightly mischievous, decides to have a bit of fun. Light changes and all hell break loose hehe. Whilst others where strugging with mis-judged revs etc, he clicks into second and pulls a beauty ![]() ![]() ![]() Still on the back wheel, he noticed set of lights far ahead had gone to 'amber' brings the front wheel down and stops without any drama. Meanwhile two out of the three bikes mentioned earlier, where concentrating so much on beating his cr$p little bike that they went through the red. Now we only have one 'charge token' left......who gets it ![]() ![]() Ben ps: don't forget he was on his private runway etc etc etc ![]() |
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The people who didn't pull the wheelies get the charge token. Because they provoked you.
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If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst" |
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Jumpers get cattle prods up the bum.
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Yup thread answered
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