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19-07-08, 12:40 AM
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stood on a snail in bare feet. Yuck!
Is there much worse?! |
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19-07-08, 01:00 AM
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Re: I just...
Yeah - a slug between the toes.
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19-07-08, 01:02 AM
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I learnt the answer to my question the hard way.
Whilst sitting out a slug obviously found my cold wet beer glass a temptation ..... enough to crawl in..... now I don't had outside lights to see these things initially! I'd had half a glass before I came in to the light. Yuck! |
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19-07-08, 06:36 AM
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staying at you're mates to find when you get up to use the loo,that his dog beat you to it......on the bedroom floor |
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19-07-08, 08:31 AM
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Nice! :d
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19-07-08, 10:14 AM
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I had a poorly kitten a few years ago.
Bare feet through the pool of poop. Then he caught a cold, cue wiping his nose and cleaning the snot from his various sneezes, off of the wall next to his bed. He grew old and in the end he got ill again and developed pneumonia, I was heart broken when I had him out to sleep. At least with a snail, you had little emotional attachment to it when you murdered it! 
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19-07-08, 10:18 AM
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Snails are yuk to stand on,but stonefish are worse.
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19-07-08, 10:25 AM
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You could try this I guess... Quote:
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19-07-08, 11:52 AM
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A 3 pin plug? brings instant tears to thy face!
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19-07-08, 01:26 PM
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I stepped on one of those really enormous slugs once, that was fairly unplesant. But I think JayneFlakes may have a point
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