the local chavs

[Wideboy]

a while back we had a few probs with the local sh*ts trying to nick mine and my brothers bikes, threats where made and it all fizzled out.

roughly 2 years of nothing and this evening i had the bike up on paddock on the driveway going over it sorting stuff out ect, when the local *****'s decided to pay the **** whipe across the road a visit and hey ho they spotted the sv and payed alot of interest

put the bike away and locked it up.

now they cant get the bike during the night as there is 2 cars and a van in the way but im still expecting a visit so my wrecking bar has now taken up a new place of residence over the top of the stairs

what experience have others had with this sort of thing? results ect?

My advice is that you're not allowed to purposefully keep a weapon in a handy place. However, if your tools are simply laying around the house because you couldn't be bothered to put them away...

Grab anything that's nearby, not something put there for the purpose. That way when they go crying, you were defending yourself/partner & property, not deliberately attacking the scrotes.

Generally scaring them does the trick. Chances are they've forgotten what's happened in the past.

Do you know anyone with a big dog that you can tie to the bike for a few nights (the dog, not the owner)? That usually does the trick.

[Wideboy]

what about snooker cue? i don't have a table though

Originally Posted by Wideboy

what about snooker cue? i don't have a table though

That'd break far too easily.

You could borrow the missus' katana... although she'd have my head for lending it out.

..make sure nothing happens on the 'public road/highway' either.

[Wideboy]

well i duno the but of the cue is pretty solid

hmm what else have i got

how about simple fisty cuffs ?? Alot easier to explain than an offensive weapons charge believe me..

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by Welsh_Wizard

how about simple fisty cuffs ?? Alot easier to explain than an offensive weapons charge believe me..

well i was thinking my wrecking bar because chances are they will have a knife, i can keep my distance with it

[Shellywoozle]

http://www.neighbourhoodwatch.net/im...of%20force.pdf

Case in town I police, luckily I was on rest days

"POLICE are not planning any prosecution against a garage boss for using the swords to defend his home.
Cedric Hammonds, aged 60, armed himself with two Samurai swords as three men smashed their way into his home in Cannock. "

Thinks on of the burglers was badly injured from this but the home owner was defending his property !!

Is this thread for real?

If it was me, I'm afraid my temper would have got the better of me by now and I'd be out striking first. Vigilante-style.

I don't give a monkey's as$ - my explanation to anyone asking would be that the scummy little gits were looking at me and mine the wrong way.

You may initially suffer a financial penalty for it, but jeez - just look at the rep you'd get. I'd be quite confident of not getting any more hassle.

Take the fight to them, is my tuppenceworth.